Hi, my name is sock. I know, sock is a horrible name for a sock. I have a brother who is also named sock and we go everywhere together. 
     My brother and I live in a store right now, but someday we will be bought and then, here it comes-we get put on real live feet! But then again there is the part where we get dirty and have to go into a big black cave with Mr. Underpants and spin and spin and spin in really cold water and by the time we're done spinning, the water is kind of gross. But after that we go into a 100 degrees white  cave and spin some more, it feals like Paradise. The only bad thing is that we still have to be with Mr. Underpants..  
     After that experience, My brother and I get tossed  into a drawer; but we still have to be with Mr. Underpants!
     So maybe I don't wont to be bought. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........